- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

tea with milk?

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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