why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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