- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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