- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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