Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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