- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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