- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What rhymes with milk...milf

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