- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

To mama so old, she might die soon.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What is green and slow Grass.

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