Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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