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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Knock knock knock OCD

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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