What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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kennah campion... being nice

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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