"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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