Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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jews

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

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