What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Maths.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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