- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What is white and black and red all over.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Refridgerator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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