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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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