- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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