- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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