Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Matthew Wyckoff

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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