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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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