A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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your life

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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