- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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