- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

How old are you? 7

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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