- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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