- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What is life? Paul.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

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