- Anti Joke

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

poo

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

how man

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick