Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Communism hehe xd

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

No

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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