A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

sky silverstein

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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