- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

i'm hard

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

I have an idea! You leave.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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