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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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