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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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