Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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