Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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