- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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