- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

woman's rights

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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