- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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