- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

you gay?

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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