- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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