- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My spelling is horrible

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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