- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

My cat just died.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Men's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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