What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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