What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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69.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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