What is white and black and red all over.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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