Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What stops a train? A missile

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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