A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Anti Joke

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