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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

guess what what ...

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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