- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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