What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's just not right? Left

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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