whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Anti Joke

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