What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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