Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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