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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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