A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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