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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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