What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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12 in general

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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