- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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