- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's brown an sticky Shit

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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