- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

salad days!

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What is funnier then 25 9/11

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

9/11 my birthday

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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