- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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