- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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