- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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