Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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