- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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