like most people my age. im 27

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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