So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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