- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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