knock knock Dave's not here.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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