What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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