- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Canadians

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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