- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Killing your friend as a joke.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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