- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock Knock Who did that?

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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