God is real.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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