- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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