Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Ross.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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