- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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