- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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