One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Black people having a Job.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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