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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

bangers and mash?

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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