- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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