- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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