why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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