what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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