- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

My spelling is horrible

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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