What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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12/23/2012

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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My jeans

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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