What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Knock knock.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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