- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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