- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Actually it was me Josh brown

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Sarah Palin.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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