Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Gay rights.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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