- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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