- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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