- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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