A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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