The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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