Tucker Rivera

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A russian gives away vodka.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

"Knock knock..." "come in"

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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