- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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