- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

your mom was so fat that she died.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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