what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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