What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Jesus Christ

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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