- Anti Joke

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.