- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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