- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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